This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
I SANG LITTLE BABY BIRD TO SLEEP
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
i love this blooper
There’s no deadline to have sex or your first kiss or your first bf/gf or anything like that. Those are all just arbitrary stupid rules that don’t mean anything and don’t let them force you into doing things before ur ready or get into bad situations. I’m saying this from my heart bc I’ve pushed myself into so many shitty situations bc I was trying to meet some stupid deadline and I always wish that I had waited until the time was actually right for me
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.